Jarrett Jack Tying Shoe video!
Jarett Jack tying shoe against the Chicago Bulls. Jarret Jack said he wasn't trying to insult the Bulls when he was tieing his shoe. Jarrett Jack you get my Geico Balls of the Month award. You have the ballz of the Geico Gekko from those car insurance commercials. One year of free car insurance for you!
Here is Allen Iverson Crying at his press conference today.
Allen Iverson Crying Video
Good luck Allen Iverson. Your crying and tears are much respected by this fake Dustin Pedroia. Allen Iverson back on the Philadelphia 76ers (Sixers) makes me want to cry. Cry Allen Iverson, Cry.
So the Red Sox asked me to play shortstop next year. Should I do it? ESPN.com readers are deadlocked at 0%
You'll only hear it on this blog, but I hate this idea. I should be a second baseman, not a Red Sox shortstop. Dustin Pedroia shortstop is not a good idea.
This however is what I emailed to Peter Gammons: "They've asked me if I think I could play shortstop. They've put it out there and I've told them I'm all for it. I can do it. I can't wait for Tito to call me and ask, 'Can you do it?' I can do it. I really want to do it." Sometimes you got to play politics with the media.
Kobe Bryant Shot Behind the Backboard
Here is the full Lou Dobbs Jon Stewart interview from the Daily Show. The Daily Show Lou Dobbs interview with Jon Stewart was a great video to watch. This Lou Dobbs Jon Stewart Interview is uncensored, so be careful to watch around kids!
Lou Dobbs Jon Stewart Interview Part One
|The Daily Show With Jon Stewart||Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c|
|Exclusive - Lou Dobbs Extended Interview Pt. 1|
Jon Stewart Lou Dobbs Interview Part Two
|The Daily Show With Jon Stewart||Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c|
|Exclusive - Lou Dobbs Extended Interview Pt. 2|
Lou Dobbs Jon Stewart Interview Part Three
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|Exclusive - Lou Dobbs Extended Interview Pt. 3|
So not sure if it's the declining popularity of the Red Sox or the economic conditions, but Boston Globe have some Red Sox collectibles on sale for cheap.
There were several autographed balls for only $50, but many of those have sold out. Some that were on the site for $50 before were autographed balls from David Ortiz, Josh Beckett, Kevin Youkilis Mike Lowell, and a Jim Rice/Dwight Evans/Fred Lynn one. Those are all sold out but Jonathan Papelbon and Hideki Okajima ones. People just don't like relievers, or maybe people expect Papelbon to be traded this offseason.
Check out the Red Sox Merchandise sale here.
Here's video of Stephon Marbury going to the New York Knicks game on October 31, 2009 - Halloween! Video of Marbury getting kicked out to come.
According to ESPN, Knicks said Marbury was asked to move because he was actually in row AA, but was sitting in his ticket was for Row A (behind Row AA). After a talking from MSG security, Marbury left the Knicks arena instead of going to his actual seat.
By the way, price of a first row Knicks ticket? $1,895.40. I love that it's $1,895 plus forty cents.
Stephon Marbury at Knicks Game Video - Love when he says HISTORY BEING MADE!
Picture of Stephon Marbury at the game shooting video.
Here's a link to that Babe Ruth NY Times video - the new undiscovered footage. The New York Times is trying to figure out what game is in the video.
New York Times: Babe Ruth Footage New
I would just embed it myself here, but those New York Times bastards don't have the embed option.
But here's another Babe Ruth video for your enjoyment. It's pretty amazing footage of one of his home runs.
That punk son of Patrick Roy finally plead guilty for assault today over that famous hockey fight last March 2008. No sentencing yet for Jonathan Roy, but the bastard did offer $5,000 for charity, obviously trying to garner sympathy from the judge. Let's hope he gets some jail time, but if not, hopefully the goalie who got pummeled can sue in a civil suit for some major bucks. Johnny Roy probably has the best defense lawyer money can buy.
Here's the raw video of the Jonathan Roy assault, which was egged on by daddy.
Here's the Sports Center reporting of it, with a Patrick Roy fighting flashback in the NHL. Like punk father, like punk son.
Going to need some personal injury insurance.
I love quality car insurance. They advertise a lot during baseball games. I especially love the Allstate auto insurance commercials with the guy from 24.
More 24 Guy Car Insurance TV Ad.
Car insurance commercials in the old days were fun too. In those days you couldn't get car insurance quotes online though.
I also love the TV Show Survivor. Those commercials on that show not as good, but here's a preview of the show.
Dustin Pedroia wants to go to 42 Bullet Park Road, Ossining 62, NY, where my friend's the Drapers live on Mad Men.
Will the post office get a bunch of letters to Ossining, New York?
Don Draper & Betty Draper
42 Bullet Park Road
Ossining 62, NY
Here's Jon Hamm at bat.
42 Bullet Park Road, Ossining 62, NY is the Mad Men Address I want to go to.
Jordan ESPN televised speech at the Basketball Hall of Fame September 11. Complete video and full video of the Michael Jordan Hall of Fame Induction Speech in high resolution! If you want to see more on the girl who was Jordan's date, go here.
If you're looking for Jordan Products go here.
Michael Jordan Hall of Fame Speech from ESPN - Part 1
Michael Jordan Hall of Fame Speech from ESPN - Part 2
Michael Jordan Hall of Fame Induction Speech from ESPN - Part 3
this guy can't win...people are accusing Alex Rodriguez of groping a Toronto Police Officer. looks like did a get couple unnecessary feels in there.
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I wonder if A-Rod will do this on my PlayStation 3 Slim when I play him on MLB the Show 09
So I'm in the clubhouse right now and watching the Basketball Hall of Fame enshrinement and I can't keep my eyes off Michael Jordan's Hall of Fame Date. After some research Michael Jordan's girlfriend appears to be Yvette Prieto. She's apparently a Cuban model and former girlfriend of Julio Iglesias Jr.
All of a sudden I want to be like Mike and get a divorce lawyer. Michael Jordan's girlfriend will probably be inspiring a lot of divorce lawyer phone calls. Marry me Yvette Prietto. I'm the MVP. I'll get the divorce, I swear. Michael Jordan girlfriend pictures below...Yvette Prieto pictures...
Update: HOF Speech Video with MJ girlfriend Yvette Prieto in the first few secondsof the video if you want to see her in the red dress. If you want to see the other parts of the Michael Jordan Hall of Fame Speech, go here.
Divorce lawyer now!
I need a divorce lawyer who handles pre-nuptial settlements too.
My favorite Bruschi swearing on TV momment:
and he's a great commercial pitchman for Papa Ginos pizza:
I'm not condoning it, but that's a great punch. Kermit Washington -- you ain't got nothing on Garrett Blount. Byron Hout - you should be the new Glass Joe in Punch Out.
Check out this Alex Rodriguez Lie to Me Video. Season One of Lie to Me is on DVD and Blu-Ray It's one of my favorite shows - definitely watch it if you can.
The PS3 - the exclusive home of the greatest baseball game in Video Game History with the most handsome cover boy (me) is a now a PS3 Slim - available starting today - September 1st!
Despite my big contract, I have been waiting for the $299 price cut. Got to be thrifty these days. Now I can finally play the Dustin Pedroia's MLB 09 The Show game, instead of having to go over Lowell's apartment.
Here's my ad for the game in case you haven't seen.
Alright time to focus on the Rays.
Jerry Remy sick returned to Fenway last night. Good to see him comeback despite my past comments. If you haven't heard what I thought about him...here's that famous Jerry Remy Stunk Youtube clip. Probably should have said Jerry Remy stinks.
Wow nice Josh Hamilton Bar Pictures. Check out more at Deadspin.
|Josh Hamilton Bar|
Helps me forget this Red Sox slide. Maybe we can keep the Texas Rangers at bay though for the wild card. Josh Hamilton sure loves his alcohol and college girls.
Josh Hamilton loves the bar.
Whoever took that iPhone picture should sell it to Nextworth.com, Gazelle.com or Glyde.com!
So I found out what Daisuke Matsuzaka - Dice-K to his friends - is doing with his Red Sox career on hold. Dice-K is wearing red for another team - Friendly's. Here he is below training some ladies at the restaurant. The person who is Daisuke Matsuzaka's wife is probably not too happy. Hopefully the Daisuke Matsuzaka can wear a glove soon and the Dice-K gyroball will make a comeback. The Matsuzka contract will be worth it.
Daisuke Matsuzaka Video here. Look at that gyroball.
So like Geico Car Insurance, Progressive Auto Insurance ads, or Aflac insurance commercials bad news for the Red Sox is ubiquitous these days, helping me cover up my brother's story. Looks like two security dudes were fired for steroids back in 08...including Jerry Remy's son Jared Remy. Look at him on the right...click here for the Boston Globe story. Fascinating story on the two dudes.
I might have to consult a plastic surgeon or a hair transplant doctor specialist after all this bad news of my brother and Papi. This is how I feel.
I've always wanted rhinoplasty to have a bigger nose. Or maybe I can go back to looking young with some hair transplants. Just don't let Brett see me.
David Ortiz on Steroids. Wow. Thanks for taking the heat off my brother Brett and his molestation conviction. hope Jason Bay isn't going to the Canadian Pharmacy. There are some good deals off those Canadian Pharmacies. You can get Viagara, Percocets, Vicodin, Xanax all at great prices. All legal drugs. Too bad David may have taken the wrong the illegal drug kind. Here's the NY Times story that broke it all...good to see HOF Mike Schmidt still getting work. 3B MVP to NY Times reporter...hopefully I can do the same. That or a Canadian drug sales guy. I love the mail order drug industry. so interesting.
So bad news my brother Brett Pedroia is going to jail This sucks.
I told Brett to get a better lawyer and not use an Auto Accident lawyer after he was arrested. A car accident lawyer in Woodland California aren't really the best.
Here's a Brett Pedroia picture if you want to see him. Prayers be with you. I'll get re-trial with my best Boston lawyer soon.
People have been asking me if we need to trade Big Papi. There are even David Ortiz Sucks forums. I do expect John Henry, Tom Werner, Theo, et. all start rumors about Big Papi that make him seem like a big jerk. We can't trade Ortiz anyway until we have a viable DH to replace him.
David and I miss Manny so much. When we had Manny there was no swine flu, and now that Manny isn't here we have swine flu. I think there is something there. I signed that huge contract, but now I feel like I need swine flu insurance or something to protect myself as an investment. I think I might wear a swine flu mask next homestand. I've been in Fenway Park bathrooms. People don't wash their hands.
sorry correction...forget the O....he was an Baltimore Oriole that Roberto Alomar. Does Roberto Alomar have AIDS? Probably not. But maybe. Who knows. He said no.
Does Roberto Alomar have AIDS? There was a lawsuit filed for $15 million from his former girlfriend that alleges Alomar had unprotected you know what with her despite knowing he had AIDS. As one future Hall of Fame second baseman to another, I hope the allegations are not true. Robert Alomar with AIDS would be a tragedy for all second baseman. It's a reminder to myself to not do this kind of stuff outside my marriage. WHat would Magic do?
Yikes my brother Brett is facing some nasty accusations. Dustin Pedroia's brother is not a child molester - and yes I'm referring to myself in the 3rd person.
Read all about my brother, Brett Pedroia and these lewd act accusations here.
Now I guess I should call him.
Dan Shaungnessy makes a point his column that making the cover of MLB The Showis like making the cover of Rolling Stone. Well if MLB Show was actually a generation-defining product at one point, maybe that would be true. Maybe D.Shaugn is talking about the Rolling Stone of today, which no one cares about making the cover.
The article itself makes me seem pretty boring. I guess it's better that way. Dan Shaugnessy Sucks.
NBA Champion and Former Celtics great Antoine Walker has been charged with suspicion of drunken driving in Miami Beach. It's so sad when the Boston greats fall like this. Hopefully it won't happen to me or Clay....or anybody else on the team.
From AP: "Police say officers smelled alcohol and that "Walker looked sleepy." Doesn't he always look sleepy though? He's innocent! FREE ANTOINE!
The AP also reported that 'Toine is being held on a $1,000 bond and did not have an attorney. All athletes should have DUI lawyers on speed dial.
Antoine Walker Shimmy
Antoine Walker Highlight Video
People often ask me "Hey you, Dustin Pedoria, 2008 Major League Baseball MVP and Gold Glover, are you married?" Depending on who is the room the answer is different, but since this is the interwebs, I must confess the truth. I am married. The Red Sox don't like to publicize it too much though because then there won't be as many female Red Sox fans if they know I'm married. And John, Tom, and Larry would then be stuck with a warehouse of unsold Pink Red Sox gear.
But yo it's confession time...I haven't been faithful to my wife, at least mentally. I have a crush on a girl..a.nd it's not a girl, it's a cartoon character. I love esurance auto insurance girl. Her commercials aren't as good as my Sullivan Tire baseball spots, but esurance girl is like the like perfect women, if not the perfect auto insurance quote promoter. Sometimes my wife catches me on the esurance site late at night. I quickly go to geico or some other site so she thinks I"m just shopping for car insurance. I rather her think I'm just obsessed with car insurance deals.
I like to wear stylish caps and I usually buy fitteds at Lids in the mall. I wish they would let us wear cool baseball caps on the baseball field. When I'm walking down the street, people often shout at me, "Hey Dustin Pedoria, 2008 MVP, what do you think of the new Red Sox uniforms and caps?" After I inform them about the great specials going down at Sullivan Tire, I tell them what I think.
Hot damn...a year ago that would have been me stuck on BS Red Sox PR duty. Poor Manny Delcarmen. Now that I"m MVP, I don't think I will have do any of that intern stuff.
Oh yeah, so let me continue my story. I usually tell them "Dustin Pedoria likes the new caps and uniforms, and you can purchase them on RedSox.com. They have great deals going on today." I am a company man.
By Dustin Pedoria
Dustin Pedroia that's my name
I like to play baseball game
Dustin Pedroia my wife's name is Kelli
I enjoy Peanut Butter and Jelly
Dustin Pedroia I'm listed at five-nine
But the real truth is just for mine
Dustin Pedoria my grammar is not too good
But hey I went to ASU so ka-dood
Dustin Pedoria I play second base
For Christmas I got a bookcase
Hell Yeah...Ding Ding Dong..
People keep asking me about why does Dustin Pedoria do Sullivan Tire ads? So I usually go all Zen on them and retort why does (insert name or pronoun) you go to a 9-5 job you hate everday? A man has got to make a living, right? They usually reply, but you're rich...You're a MVP winning baseball player! But yo, I respond, before I signed that fat contract I was making $300,000 a year - which is not much when you are hanging out with baseball stars. As Patrick Ewing wisely said, "We make a lot of money, but we spend a lot of money." Patrick, truer words have never been said.
So listen, I urge you to fulfill all your tire needs at Sullivan Tire. Please...if you live in the Boston area and you need tires, please go to Sullivan Tire. If my personal plea is not enough, watch the commercials below.
Don Sutton! I thought you retired!
Lady, like my pleated pants? I know you think we're the same age. But we're not. Look at my hairline.
Jim Sullivan has a nice package I'm admiring...of GREAT TIRE DEALS!
Sure Clay Buccholz would probably take the DUI cake, but that's like betting on whether Bill Simmons will write "Absolutley" in one of his columns. It's going to happen. Absolutely.
Plus I'm tired of Bill Simmons making fun of my height in his increasingly awful columns. But at least he's not as much as schmuck as Jerry Remy. More about hating the RemPoodle later.
Anyway, back to the DUI waiting to happen...you know both are veterans, both are surly, both are past their primes, but Lowe will at least have 40+ million dollar contract in whatever city he is in...while Brad Penny might be in Pawtucket, where the only thing to do is drink. So I'm going with Brad Penny to be the first guy who has to ring up a DUI Lawyer.
Brad Penny and girlfriend Alyssa Milano aka Sam from Who's the Boss. I'm not jealous at all. Kelli Pedroia is a fine woman.
Welcome to my blog! I'm Dustin Pedoria, the second baseman for YOUR Boston Red Sox. With Curt Schilling out the door (hopefully), I was wondering who is going to blog for Red Sox now? Well, why not the MVP of the 2008 Major League Baseball Season? Answer, well he could be busy and he is the MVP so why would he keep a blog? Wrong! Real answer, I'm a huge egomaniac and I feel people need to know my thoughts. Daily conversations with loved ones will not suffice!