People have been asking me if we need to trade Big Papi. There are even David Ortiz Sucks forums. I do expect John Henry, Tom Werner, Theo, et. all start rumors about Big Papi that make him seem like a big jerk. We can't trade Ortiz anyway until we have a viable DH to replace him.
David and I miss Manny so much. When we had Manny there was no swine flu, and now that Manny isn't here we have swine flu. I think there is something there. I signed that huge contract, but now I feel like I need swine flu insurance or something to protect myself as an investment. I think I might wear a swine flu mask next homestand. I've been in Fenway Park bathrooms. People don't wash their hands.