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Simpsons Super Bowl Coke Commercial

Here is the Simpsons Super Bowl Coke Commercial. Mr. Burns loses all his money but Apu gives him a coke.

Mr. Burns needs some business insurance. But who needs insurance quotes when you got a Simpsons coca-cola TV ad during the Superbowl.

ITAM - IT Asset Management?

0 comments Posted by mKD at 5:56 PM

So what is ITAM - IT Asset Management? It's software asset management I think. Or maybe it is procurement management, redeployment management or disposal management of information technology. I have no idea. But apparently lots of Sox fans are in this IT asset management field because EMC sponsored the Red Sox last year in our Japan Games. They even slapped the EMC logo on our uniforms. Are the players the assets to management? These business practices....

I wonder if Microsoft sponsors the Seattle team. Speaking of Seattle, here's a great commercial of our new aquisition - A.B.

Jarrett Jack Tying Shoe

0 comments Posted by mKD at 3:54 PM

Jarrett Jack Tying Shoe video!

Jarett Jack tying shoe against the Chicago Bulls. Jarret Jack said he wasn't trying to insult the Bulls when he was tieing his shoe. Jarrett Jack you get my Geico Balls of the Month award. You have the ballz of the Geico Gekko from those car insurance commercials. One year of free car insurance for you!

Allen Iverson Crying

0 comments Posted by mKD at 4:55 PM

Here is Allen Iverson Crying at his press conference today.

Allen Iverson Crying Video

Good luck Allen Iverson. Your crying and tears are much respected by this fake Dustin Pedroia. Allen Iverson back on the Philadelphia 76ers (Sixers) makes me want to cry. Cry Allen Iverson, Cry.

Dustin Pedroia Shortstop

0 comments Posted by mKD at 7:10 PM

So the Red Sox asked me to play shortstop next year. Should I do it? ESPN.com readers are deadlocked at 0%

You'll only hear it on this blog, but I hate this idea. I should be a second baseman, not a Red Sox shortstop. Dustin Pedroia shortstop is not a good idea.

This however is what I emailed to Peter Gammons: "They've asked me if I think I could play shortstop. They've put it out there and I've told them I'm all for it. I can do it. I can't wait for Tito to call me and ask, 'Can you do it?' I can do it. I really want to do it." Sometimes you got to play politics with the media.